Periodically, I have endeavored to make an ongoing contribution to scientific scholarship by cataloging the advances created and crafted by the resident genius of New York’s Baxter Building, Dr. Reed Richards. Recently I discovered an unfortunate omission in my research. You see, I totally missed this inventions:
I mean…a molecular twangulator equipped with a cosmic beanie cap and powered by respiration? How did I miss this breakthrough? Clearly, I need to reconsider my methodology.